Anxiety Girl – able to leap to the worst conclusion in a single bound!
Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.
I’m not short – I’m fun-sized.
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.
When you’re sad, just remember that it’s the dementors’ fault and it’s perfectly fine to eat lots of chocolate.
I have CDO. It’s like OCD but the all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be.
I’m not great at advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I can be Googled, therefore I am.
When life gives you lemons, go out and find someone whose life has given them vodka.
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
I’ve had a perfectly lovely evening, but this wasn’t it.